Newly qualified attorney goes in for surgery, comes around from anesthetic reciting the Preamble to the Constitution: '[You] correcting yourself is the craziest part to me'

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Jun 10, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

If you really think about it, tests are a crazy invention. The amount of knowledge you are expected to retain just so you can prove your competence has caused many a breakdown among stressed students who are at the point of sleep deprivation where they're doubtful they can even remember their usual coffee order. This is especially true for those who have studied the big daddies of endless fact regurgitation, medicine and law. There's a reason that these career paths make parents so proud, and it's not just the hefty paycheck you get once you're in the industry.

This is something that was hilariously illustrated by a newly qualified lawyer who had to undergo surgery recently. As she was coming around from the anesthetic, she began reciting all of her revision for the Bar exam. Viewers were equal parts impressed and sympathetic at the strength of her memory while under the influence. It's no surprise that she passed.

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    Amy This is what they mean when u have to know it in ur sleep
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    Sofia Rezende I'm scared to ever find out what I'm like under anesthesia
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    WEL em I'm also a lawyer and I feel like all of the nurses would appreciate this rather than how I handle anesthesia which is being extremely combative Imao
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    chronicnappergurl I'm absolutely horrified that the bar exam did you like this but impressed by your recall
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    NinaDDKK I've been under many times in Denmark and I've NEVER had this. What do they give you in the states?
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    Kai my partner is studying from the bar, and watching this next to him woke him up from a dead sleep
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    Amanda Shen Crying thinking of how this was documented in your chart
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    Naya The recital of the Preamble followed by immediately passing out has me on the floor LMAOOOO
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    Katie Taylor Now that's trauma
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    hana chan the "thank you...alright bye" 000
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    You still talking with the oxygen mask had me dyingggu
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    A 1 girl what was your study routine????? 06-01 Reply Middleschoolboi Creator It was... a lot 17.2K
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    michigandanielle I told them their operating room was ghetto and if it was actually the janitor's closet. Then I said Jimmy Garoppolo was hot.
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    Miss At least we know u definitely passed
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    itsjustlizard It's like when you wake up in the middle of the night sweating about a test you missed in college but you graduated 4 years ago
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    OhEmRo Girl your lil fade out to a snooze once you finish the preamble has me in TEARS 06-01 Reply Middleschoolboi. Creator 15.8K Said what I needed to say and tapped out
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    Odun Ishola the correcting yourself is the craziest part to me 6d Reply 5 Д Middleschoolboi. Creator The fact that I knew something was wrong
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    Radish Distributors This reminds me of my grandmother (she's not a lawyer, she just has dementia)
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